Guitar Hero peripheral from Logitech

$200 apparently.  But look at it.  The neck is made of maple (drool).  The fret buttons are slightly faded to match the design and it has a proper whammy bar.  Works with Guitar Hero and Rock Band.

It's like a real guitar, but better...

If you love me buy it for me.  Club together.  Get a big gift tag to get all your names on.  As like a reward.  You know for all the entertainment and that.  Kisses xx.